Cryosphere

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Aura says 'there wasn't really dancing - as the music didn't lend itself to that, more to running off and slitting your wrists'

Fitz tells you 'for some odd reason i cannot talk to Brave Sir Robin'

Plett says ‘that's why mudding is so great

[death] Michal holodied (died from severe burns) in Blazing Inferno
[intercom] Serrķaš says ‘There is a spacesuit provided for you on the spaceship
[intercom] Serrķaš smiles and says ‘its probably a good idea to use it :)
[death] Michal holodied (died from severe burns) in Blazing Inferno
[intercom] Serrķaš exclaims ‘Its true, I'm not making it up!
[death] Michal holodied (died from severe burns) in Blazing Inferno
[death] Michal holodied (asphyxiated to death) in Equipment Access Point
[intercom] Serrķaš says ‘Dude, use the spacesuit.
[intercom] Serrķaš says ‘Really.
[death] Michal holodied (died from severe burns) in Docking Port
[intercom] Serrķaš says ‘Hint: When I say 'wear the spacesuit' you should actually wear the spacesuit
[death] Michal holodied (died from severe burns) in Blazing Inferno
[intercom] Warrant Officer Smith says ‘Michal has left the Cryosphere.

[intercom] Terra asks ‘so hmm how can i get him to follow me into space?
[intercom] Serrķaš says ‘you'll need to remove his will to live
[intercom] Terra says ‘ok
[intercom] Terra says ‘erm how do i do that

Gareth says ‘so the dangly bit of meat at the back of my throat is about twice its normal length
Gareth says ‘it keeps getting stuck places it shouldnt

Gareth says ‘if every mouthful doesnt make you questions the existence of either god or aliens, I've failed as a cook

Bingo says ‘yay! saved by the poo

Charli says ‘i could maybe be an evil lorry driver

Plett says ‘the next bit of fun will be getting mains to it - there aren't any (working) sockets at that end of the garage
Plett says ‘there is a double socket on the wall right next to where the rack now is. That would be perfect, but it has no volts in it
&_A&_dz says ‘get volts
&_A&_dz says ‘put volts in socket
Plett says to &_A&_dzThere is nothing like that here.

&_A&_dz asks Ariannaare you on crack?
Arianna says to &_A&_dzwell i'm currently poor so yes.

Emily asks ‘gaybashing daleks is wrong now?

Savanna says ‘is it wrong thqat im druinkj already

Ellyll says ‘I don't believe I've ever been face raped by the dishes

&_D&_az says ‘there's an evil rhinocerous outside our office

Gareth says ‘I need to get the cats setup with their own email addresses so I can schedule meetings with them

[intercom] Enyc says ‘hrrm game! interesting

Arianna says to you ‘if you valued cuddle time, you'd keep quiet until it was over

Arianna drinks a bottle of malibu.
Arianna examines her glass bottle.
Arianna P U K E S on her feet.
Plett asks Ariannadidn't you learn from last time?’
Arianna drinks a bottle of malibu.
Arianna drops two glass bottles and a dirty old blanket.
Arianna dies.
Plett laughs.
Serrķaš says ‘that'll be a no’

Plett says ‘i think the saying goes something like: when all you have is a hammer, you should use it to hit yourself on the head and put others out of the misery of your awful workmanship

Arianna says to Garethno, no, no, it's supposed to be finger
Gareth says ‘I prefer cock

Gin says ‘how did we go from disney world to boobs

[intercom] Ajax says This simulator is retard

Gareth mutters ‘operation don't get chilli juice on balls is a failure :(

Laresi looks at Mariusz.
Laresi says ‘holy sh-....crap, you're a guy
Laresi winks at Mariusz.

Sunblaze winks and says ‘i have been pumped with fluid to make sure i'm watertight ;)

Gin says ‘i get attention when i smell like alien

Savanna says ‘the badgerhole doesnt work



For a most strange quote involving meat, see info yoru. For what we're like in real life, you might want to read info bingo or info gareth. Or maybe not.

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