|  | Silent and grave, occasionally uttering "sage" wisdom. |  | Master of MUD clients and stuff. | 
    
      |  | He burns things and is the eldest of the SPRoW people. Angry
when wet. |  | Pica pica. We don't know what to make of him. Token yank. | 
    
      |  | Mariusz talks a lot; about what, we don't know. Also enjoys
opera. |  | A different version of Gaz. Knows many things and is grumpy. | 
    
      |  | Tinuviel is a fairy with a child. I think. |  | Twiglet is Gareth's soulmate and remains as inane as he is
insane. | 
    
      |  | A stranger from the north. Dazzles everyone with his
knowledge of things. Also sulks. |  | She is a young human being with much promise, largely
squandered spodding. Master hovercraft mechanic. |