Gareth

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Gareth says ‘just wiped wet hands all over the trolls bare arms and told her it was pee’
Plett asks ‘did shw run away screaming, or lick it off?’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; laughs out loud at his computer screen!
Gareth says ‘she was asking 'seriously, is it wee or just water'’
Gareth says ‘so i said 'lick it and find out'’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; say ‘i assumed you were a normal person when you associated with real people’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; say ‘silly me’
Gareth says ‘i can't imagine even the most unhygenic person in the world could manage to walk out of a toilet with hands soaked in wee’
Plett nods.
Gareth peers intently at Serr^#xed;a^#xf0;.
Gareth says to Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; ‘I am never normal’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; ask ‘except for a joke?’
Plett says ‘you'd at least wipe them on your trousers’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; ask Plett ‘the trolls?’
Plett says ‘that works too’
Gareth says to Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; ‘weirdo’
Gareth says ‘i broke the troll since I joined, now she's passed on the brokeneness to her entire team’
Gareth says ‘they call each other shitters, or rape victims all day’
Gareth says ‘and play dogtanian theme or willy fog theme loudly and sing along’
Plett sings ^#x266a; all for one and one for all ^#x266a;
Gareth sings ^#x266a; bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark ^#x266a;
&_D&_az laughs.
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; laughs out loud at his computer screen!
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; gets down on his knees before Gareth and proclaims ‘I'm not worthy!’
Gareth says ‘they even now say the 'c' word in front of the quite sensible and conservative accounts lady’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; say to Gareth ‘now you need to get them to start using the word troll, too’
Gareth says ‘any one of them is a lawsuit waiting to happen when they move onto a real company’

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