Yoru

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Yoru says ‘Here's how you get a jo’
Yoru says ‘Job’
Yoru says ‘Buy some good steaks’
Yoru says ‘Big thick juicy ones’
Yoru says ‘Then dress yourself in a giant suit made of steaks.’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; says ‘err...’
Yoru says ‘Then go into the interview dressed in your steaksuit’
Gaz says ‘oh god’
Gaz says ‘as soon as he turns up its spam city’
Gaz spits at Serr^#xed;a^#xf0;.
Yoru says ‘Proceed normally, deflecting any comments about your attire with slight conversation on the weather, current events, and whose wife you fucked last night.’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; spanks Gaz to within an inch of his life!
Yoru says ‘Hint: the interviewer's.’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; says ‘endprogram then’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; grins at Yoru.
Yoru says ‘Midway through the interview, you suddenly jump on your chair and yell TASTE ME, I'M RED AND FULL OF FLAVOR.’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; laughs.
Yoru says ‘Then sit down and proceed normally.’
Yoru says ‘Deflect any odd comments with the same as before, only now shift to daughters instead of wives.’
Yoru says ‘Hint: the interviewer's.’
Gaz leaps onto a table and screams ‘Eeeeeeeek!’
Yoru says ‘As the interview concludes, begin peeling off your steaksuit and tossing the steaks at the interviewer or the wall behind him.’
Gaz laughs.
Yoru says ‘When the interview is over, you should be reduced to a steak loincloth.’
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; says ‘okay...’
Gaz whispers ‘I think its time for your pill’
Yoru says ‘Dash out of the room and proclaim yourself to be BEEFOR, MASTER OF RED MEAT and bolt for a cab or tube entrance.’
Yoru says ‘Return home and either grill or masturbate with the remaining meat.’
Fap fap fap.
Yoru says ‘You will land a job in no time’
Gaz nods excitedly.
Serr^#xed;a^#xf0; asks ‘worked for you?’
Yoru says ‘Steak loins are the secret to jobs,’
Yoru nods.
Yoru nods.

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